Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
50% drunk capacity currently
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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