Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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