dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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