South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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