Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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