I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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