Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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