He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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