She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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