I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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