sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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