I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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