I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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