quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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