ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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