i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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