This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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