The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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