Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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