S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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