Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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