Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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