Sponge bath it is.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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