You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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