what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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