ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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