Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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