Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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