One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Randomize
