i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
