An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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