I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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