so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
