i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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