jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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