yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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