He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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