My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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