I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting