How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity