Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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