It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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