So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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