I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Randomize
