We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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