My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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