i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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