What a fucking waste of an outfit
I bet he comes in French.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize