come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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