just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm just crazy horny about you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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