I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
handjob tips. give me some.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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