She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Randomize
