he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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