It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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