i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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