You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We left the knife in your bed.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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